Sunday, August 17, 2008

Does my new niece look evil to you?

She looks evil to me. Here, take a look:



There are those who aren't that good at spotting evil. They'll look at pictures like that and go "awww, she's so cute." BAD REACTION. Don't let her youth and colourful blanket lull you into a false sense of security - just 'cause she has no teeth, don't mean she can't bite.


Some people are so steeped in their ways that they refuse to see truth; others merely don't have enough information to come to the correct conclusions. For those of you in the latter group, I present a comparison:



The fellow on the right is Kim Jong-Il, dictator of North Korea. Notice the similarities. Is that enough proof for you??


If you're still not convinced, you're probably one of those morons who have no idea how to tell if someone's evil or not just by looking at a photo of them. So as a public service, I put together a demotivator, warning you all of the dangers of underestimating this grave new threat:



And that's all we have time for. NEXT WEEK: Mother Theresa


Nobel Peace Prize? Beatification??? ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME????

8 comments:

Rechama and Shmuel said...

Thats it yitz, im boycotting your blog

ps and im not gonna call you nuncle

mindle raig said...

my mother is really mad you don't want to mess with the wrath of a new grandmother

aidle said...

especially a raigorodsky grandmother
anyway yitz i thought it was funny but still disagree
how can someone that is raised by shmuel and rec be evil
i have perfect faith in her

Yitzi said...

Oh no! The Soviets are coming to get me!

Good thing I'm in Sydney and your mother is in . . . I dunno, Leningrad?

aidle said...

its only a 16 hour flight
so sleep with ur eyes open

mindle raig said...

Yitzi beware the kgb is listening and they have spies everywhere...

yehezkel said...

savile....ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aidle said...

yitzi i met her and she is anything but. of course the only exception is wen i got her for the night